Status in English

“I grew up in a physical world, and I speak English. The next generation is growing up in a digital world, and they speak social.”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“Encyclopedia is a Latin term. It means «to paraphrase a term paper».”

“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.”

“I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.”

“One does not make friends. One recognizes them.”

“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.”

“Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.”

“Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.”

“I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love.”

“Each of you possesses the most powerful, dangerous and subversive trait that natural selection has ever devised. It’s a piece of neural audio technology for rewiring other people’s minds. I’m talking about your language.”

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got an fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”