Motivational Status in English

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and just give her a house.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, youre hungry again.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research.

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right for youll be criticized anyway. Youll be damned if you do, and damned if you dont.

I grew up with six brothers. Thats how I learned to dancewaiting for the bathroom.