Status in English

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

I grew up in a physical world, and I speak English. The next generation is growing up in a digital world, and they speak social.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Encyclopedia is a Latin term. It means to paraphrase a term paper.

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

One does not make friends. One recognizes them.

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.

Ive learned that you shouldnt go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.

Leaders dont create followers, they create more leaders.